1. Denial
2. Postponement
3. Cash Desk
4. Redemption
Official tool of non-productivity
The Procrastination Button
For everything you were absolutely going to do today. Write what you are postponing, press the button, and let shame handle the rest.
For now, nothing else appears. That is how most bad decisions begin.
APPROVED
Procrastination certificate
Your postponement has been registered.
Tomorrow just became a little heavier.
Personal shame stats
Total postponements0
This week0
Shame streak0
This is still reversible.
Stage 3/4 — Laziness Cash Desk
Your laziness has been priced.
Choose a procrastination fine. It is not mandatory. But neither was this postponement your proudest moment.
Stage 4/4 — Redemption, annoyingly free
There is still one solution.
It is annoying, it has no nice interface, and it requires you to get up. But it costs €0 and works suspiciously well.
GET UP AND DO IT NOW.
Close this page and take the first tiny step. If you stay here too long, the system will charge you psychologically.
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